Gay Trump Erotica Novel Scores Big

A 22-year-old Los Angeles comedian wants to make America sexy again and he's off to a good start.

Elijah Daniel is the author of "Trump Temptation: The Billionaire & The Bellboy," a runaway literary hit on Amazon. Daniel admits to being a "very bad author" and says "you shouldn't read anything I write," but that hasn't stopped his legions of fans from pushing "Trump Temptation" to the top of the Amazon best-seller list.

"If 50 Shades of Grey had been written by someone who wasn't a Twilight fangirl, and edited by an actual editor, 'Trump Temptation' would be that book," writes one Amazon reviewer.

The novel was reportedly written in just four hours with the help of wine and marijuana.

The setting is Hong Kong, where the real estate tycoon and leading Republican Presidential candidate engages in a torrid love affair with a hotel bell boy.

"...the door creaked open and there he was, handsome as ever, like a giant melting fat carrot with fake hair," reads one passage.

While the press is having a field day with Daniel's fictional tale, Trump fans are none too pleased.

"...getting death threats from trump supporters so I just want to say thank you for taking time away from your local Walmart to read my book," Daniel tweeted on Feb. 5.

Trump has blocked Daniel's Twitter account, @aguywithnolife, but the author is promising a sequel soon.